How long have you had your current voice mail greeting?
I just realized we have had the same greeting on our home phone for 15 years. Isn’t it about time we changed it?
There are three distinct and definitive reasons we should. One, it mentions Monica, Marty and Joseph. Joseph hasn’t lived here since 2006. Two, Joseph hasn’t been called Joseph since 1995. Three, the greeting contains a grammatical error.
It says, “You’ve almost reached Monica, Marty and Joseph but since you didn’t, leave us a message…” the word “since” is incorrect here. The correct word is “because.” I knew that but, as many are prone to doing, I continue to fall into sloppy habits. Guilty as charged.
“Since” is often used interchangeably with “because,” but not correctly. “Since” relates to the time passed from one period of time to another: He has been chairman of the board since 1995. I have not seen him since Saturday.
Still, I am sentimental about the greeting. It’s the first greeting I recorded after getting voice mail service through the phone company, replacing the old fashioned answering machine.
Back when we had the old machine, we used to change our greeting often, tailoring it for the season or current events. Now, I just can’t do it.
There’s no way to preserve for posterity this greeting that served us well for 15 years, poor word choice and all. Plus, I can’t imagine representing our family any way but Monica, Marty and Joseph. Joseph is Joe and Joe is gone. No one leaves him messages at this number any longer.
I’d love your suggestions for a new greeting, since—er, because—I am facing a mental and emotional block.